twoboobsjohnson:

There’s one part of me that’s like:

You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.

But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:

No.

They both make such good arguments.

(Source: shelaghs)

girlsdoe:

I can’t promise you the world but I will buy you tacos and touch your butt

(Source: boobslyn)

beyoncescock:

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

"Be careful who you vent to."


Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana)

perspectave:

i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

IM FINALLY 21 MOTHER FUCKERS !!