Middle school me: IDK i just haven't met any guys who are my type
High school me: my type is female

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible)